For the last week it has been beautifully sunny and warm, and I’ve enjoyed more than my fair share of walks in the park and swims in the river, but this morning was dreadful. So much so, I didn’t even want to leave the house. The sky was dark and grey and the rain was sheeting down. The Master was very annoyed because he had to carry me from the house to the car, such was my mood for venturing outside.
When we got to the office and dried off a bit, Diet Girl arrived after her walk from the railway station and she was none too happy about the rain either. Then Happy Man came through the door, beaming through the atmosphere of dampness and grumbles, chattering about ‘teamwork’ like a motivational poster from the 90s. I am now inclined to agree with Diet Girl- there is something wrong with him- no-one can be that happy.
Anyway, I spent the morning mosying through the online press and discovered this little gem:
http://www.ananova.com/news/story/sm_3362630.html?menu=
Aaah! At last it’s been recognised the the humans don’t really understand us, although truth be told, I’ve known this for some years now. My kind have over 100 different facial expressions actually, but most of those include the positioning of our ears. This means that bulldogs and pitbulls only have ten expressions, due to their breeding, and that’s also the reason they get into so many fights with other dogs- as they’re so easily misinterpreted. See? You learn something new every day!
Aw don’t worry dog, the summer is coming and there are rumours of a heatwave towards the end of the week! I will be panting and hoping my master gives me plenty of water then
Why do you look like a sheep?